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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 23:39
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Unacceptable again!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
—
Just Forget it!
Freaks and Cheeks
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Then came..
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What can I do to deal with disrespectful children?
No go.
So, the docs changed it to read
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
I'm British and feel ashamed of the crimes of British colonialism. What should I do?
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good
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Catatonics & High Colonics
No way
Minds and Behinds
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading
Nuts and Butts
So they tried
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Hysterias & Posteriors
share office space ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Next, they tried...
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Everyone loved it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Thumbs down again.
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.